12 Year Old Girl Discovers That All But One US President Are Directly Related To Each Other

Conspiracy theories abound with the notion that all of our 'selected' presidents are from the same 'royal' bloodlines. The Esteemed Readers of this blog will be pleased to know that these so-called theories are facts.

"12 year-old BridgeAnne d’Avignon made an effort to trace back her genealogical roots in France, and decided to “branch out” to a different kind of Family Tree, searching through over 500,000 names and completing one of the greatest discoveries in Genealogical History.

Somehow this genius young lady managed to complete what even the greatest Genealogical groups have yet to prove. That all Presidents trace back to ONE British King… John Lackland Plantaganet, who was King of England in 1166 and signed the “Magna Carte” in 1215. He was given the nickname “Lackland” because he was the fifth son and there was originally no land left for him.

For anybody who is familiar with the “Illuminati” or the ruling Elite Families over our world, you probably already knew this and it comes at no news or surprise, especially if you knew that pretty much all our Presidents, including George Bush’s Jr. and Sr., Bill Clinton, Jimmy Carter and even President Barack Obama are distant cousins to Elizabeth, The Queen of England.

However, BridgeAnne managed to make the first Family Tree of its kind, which not only traced back through Male family bloodlines of the Presidents, but since she was able to trace the Female sides of the family tree, she managed to link all Presidents except for one, Martin Van Buren, back to King John “Lackland” Plantanaget. 

In essence, as BridgeAnne explains it, ALL Presidents are Cousins, as well as Grandsons of King John.

Before BridgeAnne’s discovery, Genealogists were only able to link 22 Families of Presidents. Severeal years ago, National Geographic conducted a study where they attempted to find if there was in fact a “Scientific Adam“. 

They did in fact find that there is ONE Paternal Father over all the world, and traced that man back to Africa. BridgeAnne reiterates this notion when she said that her findings have led her to believe we all come from somewhere, it’s just a matter of proving it. And proving it she in fact just did.

She also found herself to be an 18th cousin to President Barack Obama. She said she’s even tried contacting Obama, saying she’s written him a letter to show him her findings:

“I’ve written a letter to obama, but I’ve just gotten standard reply. I hope to meet the President and like explain it to him”"



Reference Sources:

http://www.organicandhealthy.org/2016/11/12-year-old-girl-discovers-that-all-but.html?m=1

Article originally appeared on Anonews.co

Does The Glass Slipper Fit: Or is the Coach Just Another Pumpkin

As you know, my dear people, the last year for me has been an annus horribilus. The Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi - in the furthest regions of our empire.  And, sadly, also questions about my Royal e-mails.  

Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you, the people.  For the next seventeen months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Marts and beside you in your Burger Kings.  I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land, sharing your poverty and needs.  

How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished.  After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together.  We were so poor that we removed thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. Shockingly, unscrupulous and ungrateful officials later forced us to return many of these treasures.  Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given me just enough for us to scrape by.  

During these difficult times, we had to cut back. When our daughter was married, we only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding. And, I remember our hopes, as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment, that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting.  After working for MSNBC for a starting salary of a mere $600,000 per year, what else could she do? So I now pay her $3,000,000 a year to run the 'Foundation'.  

So, as I travel across our kingdom to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you.  Then, when the time for the royal election (Coronation) comes, I know I can count on you to crown me as your rightful monarch, with my assurance that I will continue King Obama’s policies, and we can all live happily ever after.  

Your Queen-in-Waiting,
Hilarity Rodham Clinton 

Thanks to GhoistMarine from South Philly